August 2025

Lobsterice

How to make your girlfriend happy on her birthday.

Aug 20, 2025 • Felix

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May 2025

The Special Mission: Part 2

Part 2: the train's square arse

May 12, 2025 • Felix

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The Special Mission: Part 1

Poo on toast

May 1, 2025 • Felix

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April 2025

Red man eats red fish for dinner, and goes even redder.

In my SPAIN excitement, I bought a kilo of smoked paprika and some jarred tomatoes.

Apr 25, 2025 • Felix

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NON-SURGICAL LOBOTOMY #10

Smelling like Baked Beans: a practical guide to humiliating your friends.

Apr 11, 2025 • Felix

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NON-SURGICAL LOBOTOMY #9

Surfing badly, eating worse. Somehow connecting an account of our surf trip in Mexico to the passe topic of the Yellow Bittern.

Apr 3, 2025 • Felix

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March 2025

FREE NON-SURGICAL LOBOTOMY #8

Adventures in nu-Clapton

Mar 13, 2025 • Felix

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February 2025

Free Non-Surgical Lobotomy #7

The 'Welcome' Tostada

Feb 5, 2025 • Felix

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December 2024

Free Non-Surgical Lobotomy #6

One soiled boot.

Dec 23, 2024 • Felix

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Luigi Mangione & Lily Phillips: Sex, hash browns and the degradations of capital.

My unemployed friend posted this meme, before zoomers ruined the internet.

Dec 20, 2024 • Felix

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Free Non-Surgical Lobotomy #5

TORCHED MACKEREL

Dec 19, 2024 • Felix

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